shinypuppet's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Dark, and Alone 6: 2/2]

LAMEST HORROR FLICK.... EVER.

Someone slap me with a razor-edged dildo....

this is the WORST horror flick I've ever seen. Stupid undeveloped plot. Totally unbeliveable and laughable villain (cmon, the horsman? facial disfigurement ?! do people ask him, why the long face ??!) Very poor grammar, really lame voice acting, just overall poorly written. Looks like a "Saw" ripoff. I'll give you some credit for the grainy video (even though you aren't very convincing as a serial killer), but that's about it.

My advice..... find a different genre. ANYTHING BUT HORROR.
Thank God that's the last Dark, and Alone. (just an observation... could that name be yet another ripoff of the series... Alone in the Dark?)

-- SP

Wanion responds:

Why don't you learn flash yourself, dick? So until that day, shut your fucking face, you don't know what work is.

[Renaissance]

Beauty and Meaning Incarnate

There are so many words to describe the film, "Renaissance".
Not to sound cliche, but this is the most beautiful flash I think I've ever seen on newgrounds. It touches on many world views and human emotions... and somehow deep down I think you're a realist. You see the world around you for what it is, and somedays you wish it would all come crashing down. An absolute work of art, and my highest rating possible. Excellent work.

-- SP

AloneInTheDark responds:

Thank you alot!