shinypuppet's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Morgue]

Morgues were never like this...

Well Zeke,

I never thought a morgue had so much..... personality..... ?
I'll have to say you have some great artistic talent, and you definitely have a style all your own. The mixture of bizzare images with the 60's ish sound (were those job training videos or something?), was a little awkward, but fitting for what you accomplished. If you scrapped the 60's dialogue, and replaced it with some downright delerious stuff, (maybe made a couple scenes more graphically intense) you could have pulled off a truly twisted film following in the footsteps of David Firth (e.g. Salad Fingers). This is merely an observation, not a criticism.

All in all, I found the film to be more humourous than eerie, and that was a pleasant surprise! I really hope to see more from you in the future! Good luck in all your flash pursuits !

5 out of 5 !

-- SP

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

you could have pulled off a truly twisted film following in the footsteps of David Firth (e.g. Salad Fingers).

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Why do people always want everything to look like everything else?
sigh...
Thanks for the review

[Glurk!]

GLURK !!!

A most original piece by Oobar Entertainment.

Very nicely drawn animation, fitting music and clear concise sound,
A reasonable length, and to say the least, very funny!

Kudos to you guys, you have some awesome flash skills!
Hope to see more of your work in the top list !

-- SP

jerbjpg responds:

thanks shinypuppet, oobar entertainment is just composed of me, myself and I.... me is a jerk so we hardly let him help.

[J-B curiousity V2.0]

Tiny Tim and Pomeranians... a match made in hell

What can I say.

I laughed. I got bored. The breasts were nice. The enormous penis was frightening. Tiny Tim makes me ill, but the pomeranians were cute. All in all.....

what the hell was that ?! (laughing)

-- SP

ZooL152004 responds:

were you watching this toon on the monitor or in your head. disturbed to say the least. nice.

[Numa Numa Dance Flash Ed.]

Numa Numa nothing new ma

Numa Numa.

If I never heard the words Numa Numa again for the rest of my life, I'd die a happy man. Newgrounds craze, or internet phenomenon, whatever it is, I hope it dies quickly.

This flash was nothing new or interesting to me. The Hitler dancing figure (probably all the other ones as well.... actually probably all the animation) was ripped from a different author(s)..... well, probably not ALL of it. Maybe just all the humour.

Regardless, I give this thing a big old 1 for absolute un-originality.

I pray numa numa and the bastard that wrote the song die in an uspeakably terrible car crash.

-- SP

JereazEnterprises responds:

Okay, first of all, I have to say that you are an incredibly negative person with no humor at all.

The dancing sprites were NOT ripped off other authors, but made by my close friend, Ryu Phoenix.

I don't really care what you vote, because I care nothing of you.

[Dark, and Alone 6: 2/2]

LAMEST HORROR FLICK.... EVER.

Someone slap me with a razor-edged dildo....

this is the WORST horror flick I've ever seen. Stupid undeveloped plot. Totally unbeliveable and laughable villain (cmon, the horsman? facial disfigurement ?! do people ask him, why the long face ??!) Very poor grammar, really lame voice acting, just overall poorly written. Looks like a "Saw" ripoff. I'll give you some credit for the grainy video (even though you aren't very convincing as a serial killer), but that's about it.

My advice..... find a different genre. ANYTHING BUT HORROR.
Thank God that's the last Dark, and Alone. (just an observation... could that name be yet another ripoff of the series... Alone in the Dark?)

-- SP

Wanion responds:

Why don't you learn flash yourself, dick? So until that day, shut your fucking face, you don't know what work is.

[Renaissance]

Beauty and Meaning Incarnate

There are so many words to describe the film, "Renaissance".
Not to sound cliche, but this is the most beautiful flash I think I've ever seen on newgrounds. It touches on many world views and human emotions... and somehow deep down I think you're a realist. You see the world around you for what it is, and somedays you wish it would all come crashing down. An absolute work of art, and my highest rating possible. Excellent work.

-- SP

AloneInTheDark responds:

Thank you alot!